I am speaking to my secretary. “Please go and find Samantha and Kate, and bring them to Room 148 please.”
“Of course Mr.Jones.”
I go there to meet them.
knock knock….
“Come in!”
“Stand there you two. Thank you Charlotte, please go to back to my office, I will deal with these.”
With a look of disappointment she goes.
“You two, stand there “

“We hire a luxury coach, we take you to London for two days, at no expense to you or family. And you repay me by baring your bottoms at the back window of the said coach.”

‘No Sir….we….”
“QUIET!!!!!! We have photos from various stages of the route from the Metropolitan Police.”


“Don’t you dare giggle or show disrespect! You have a simple choice. In around 15 minutes your class is coming in here, you can be caned, without mercy before them, on the bare, or, seeing as you like displaying your nakedness, you can stand on a desk and display your naked selves before them, and I will not ban pea shooters or mocking language!”

They choose public display and ridicule.

“Up you get then!”

They climb on the desk.

“Get undressed, right down to plimsols and socks, nothing else!”
more to come…
Asa